• pyrflie@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Correlation does not equal causation.

    Anon’s family live in a suedo warzone, they aren’t going to die of old age.

    Anon could go his whole life without masturbating or reproducing and chances are best case his niece is going to get blown to bits by a rocket or gunned down by police.

    His own outlook is pretty grim depending on region and his side of the religious divide.

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    1 year ago

    This has all the makings of a hit movie. It’s basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

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    1 year ago

    You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

    It works the same way as no homo.