Anyone got ruse plans? Here’s mine
>Buy new shirt
>Don’t let roommates know
>Go on vacation to place with a landmark, like New York
>Take photo in front of Statue of Liberty wearing new shirt
>Go back and tell roommates you went somewhere else
>Wait a few weeks
>Tell your roommates you just got a new shirt and show it to them
>Say you’re going on vacation to New York
>Actually stay in your room
>Lock door, turn lights off, be silent
>Send photo of you in front of Statue of Liberty with new shirt to roommate
>One night, sneak out into the bathroom
>Shit in the shower
>Go back to your room and wait
>Next day, roommates think it was each other
>Come out and say you just got back
>Normies would never expect someone to actually go to New York just to get away with shitting in the shower
>Enjoy as your roommates argue with each other for shitting in the shower
You do have to live in that room without making a sound for that period. How do you eat? Pee?
Maybe that’s what the lemmy no poop challenge was really about.
Wouldn’t this be the one poop challenge?
Yeah, your roommate will be embarrassed when he’s caught entering your room, but you’ll have to explain why you’re sitting silently in a dark room covered in shit.
Plot twist: Anon lives on their own because they are insufferable, the loneliness just makes them think they share the place with other people.
This looks like Jakes shit. I can recognize his shit anywhere, all he eats is hot cheetos and red alert
BRILLIANT!!!
