Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
Shit after shower? Smh
Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?
Nope there’s a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.
It’s human centipede: high rise apartment edition
