Tell them you’re outside right now. “oh wrong address, I’ll go tomorrow instead” Rinse and repeat.
If it is close enough actually drop a package off. Letter in it that read:
“Nope, I am not”.
Then just block the person.
Lol also very funny.
Pulling the ol’ Amir Blumenfeld, I see.
I didn’t see the relevance of the video so I just stopped watching it.
At the end there’s a mediocre bit where they call some guy and make him go outside to see a “gift” but there isn’t actually one there.
I’m glad CollegeHumor ditched the old talent and switched to the current Dropout formula and talent.
Someone rolled a 1 on their persuasion check
With a charisma of 6.
This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.
I am a single mother
Yeah, imagine saying no to a double mother.
So how are the kids?
I’d probably say something like “okay I’ll bring it to you what’s your address?” And tell them an hour later I dropped it off by their mailbox and make them think I gave it to the wrong address. Someone as entitled as this would have a meltdown
RHETORIC: Easy - FailureI couldn’t even begin to imagine a stranger speaking to someone like this
What kind of fucking animal talks like that?!?
“Dropped it off, hope you like them!” “No you didn’t!” “Sure I did, it was right where you said you’d be. Labeled waste management and all”
Is this like a trick to get the person to say yes then she can try to sue them or something because they agreed (even though they weren’t going to follow through)?
I don’t have no one to give me a ride
“I don’t have no one” is a double negative, which means that if this sentence had been spoken by an intelligent person, it means they do indeed have someone who could give them a ride.
