I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.

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    Step dad convinced me that those chocolate oranges were natural from a chocolate orange tree…

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      my family always has a laugh when there’s chocolate oranges and I’m around because the first time I had one was in high school, and when I went to unwrap it, my aunt interrupted me and said I had to hit it to break it apart. Well, nobody specified how or where to hit it, and it felt pretty solid, so I just fucking ended up vaporizing one side of the orange against a table