“I can guarantee you anything you want.”

I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Shutup baby, i know it

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

Screw you! I’ll make my own quote, with blackjack and hookers!

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

I’m back baby!

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Me, Bender.

Do a flip!

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

Bite my shiny metal ass

I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.