ylai@lemmy.ml to Linux@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agoLinus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by stormswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1external-linkLinus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by stormswww.theregister.comylai@lemmy.ml to Linux@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squarebionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoIt’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
minus-squareMurdoc@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoDon’t be silly, that’s just ridiculous. He’s not that powerful. But he is on the secret syndicate boards with the people that do. 😳
bill gates controls the weather
It’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
Don’t be silly, that’s just ridiculous. He’s not that powerful. But he is on the secret syndicate boards with the people that do. 😳