colderr@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 4 months agoI am speedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down111
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minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoNever even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.
minus-squareLalSalaamComrade@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 months agoWho told you to make the cheetah wear a sandal? I mean, I can fly faster than a eagle in a sandal, no biggie.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoWho told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.
Never even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.
Who told you to make the cheetah wear a sandal? I mean, I can fly faster than a eagle in a sandal, no biggie.
Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.