resign
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You’re playing the french
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You played 3 moves while playing as black when white played 2 moves. Your cat needs to call an arbiter for illegal play.
White pawns could have moved forward by one space at a time instead of two spaces in one turn. Perfectly legal.
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Knock a few pieces over and go find a warm spot to have a nap
Ah, the Bast Conclusion.
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow.
laser pointer on top of black king in one for checkmate.
I believe, knocking all the figures off the board is the only legal move…
Bite your opponent’s ankle to win by default
Cat to F5
Always gotta make it about race don’t you…
Puss out.
Check your privilege.
I’m white too.
Horsey to block
Vomit right on the board.
Thanks @[email protected] for the photo
C3, Be7, good chances your opponent will just fold to it here.