e8=K+

I will never forgive him for cheating and looking at his opponent’s pieces that one time

Biggus Dickus

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

I’ll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it’s my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn’t give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

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d8=K

Just wait until OP learns about cross product of matrices.

Ah yes, the great filter

While this is true, an alternative is to name your variables and functions descriptively so that when you see number_of_cats you know that variable is the number of cats, and buyAnotherCat() is a function that increases the number of cats.

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Holy hell

You can’t keep this up, you crazy bastard! Think of the children!

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

Precisely this. The people not getting the OP are why Common Core was developed.

****RAV4

The commercials were baller, though