If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

• Keeps demons away

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

The honkening

The entire colour red is forbidden these days, apparently.

Love it!

Do you use charcoal pencils, or sticks, or what?

I still prefer sysop.

Our server, comrade.

I intended for it to actually represent string fairy lights, but to give the impression of barbed wire like a haphazard fence.

You ever been trapped at a party and having a bad time? Maybe you came with someone, but they are off making vibrant conversation with their other friends and you want to leave, but you can’t because they were your ride home? That’s when the fairy lights start to look like barbed wire

Thanks! 🙏🏻

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These weird airships have been living in my head rent-free for as long as I can remember. The story goes that an alien pathogen accidentally brought back to earth from a British spacecraft journey through the upper atmosphere of Venus in the 1890s infects earth, causing dramatic mutations in many insects and sea creatures. In this case, the species is Endoxyla Vulumnus and it’s the metasoma that grows extremely large and fills with biologically produced hydrogen.

The royal navy captures them and turns them into airship observation platforms. I wrote heaps about it when I was a teenager. I don’t anymore, but the airship things never leave my mind lol.

I think my inspiration came from learning about honeypot ants when I was a kid.

Damn, he’s dreamy!