The words of the prophets are written on the bathroom walls, and toilet stalls.
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The words of the prophets are written on the bathroom walls, and toilet stalls.
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the neurotoxin dispensers.
Oh no! People are being mean to the human equivalent of an unwiped asshole covered in weeping pus sores?
I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.
Jim Butcher. He sits firmly and unapologetically in his fantasy niche, so if that’s not your thing you may be disappointed, but the man writes good dialogue and he can turn a phrase.
They’re even better raw!
And everything you thought was just so important doesn’t matter. Everything you know is wrong. Just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong.
I guess Larry David’s kidney could only do so much. RIP.
I’ll always think of him when I hear “the [blank] from hell”.
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Hmm, Netflix has Aliens TV. It’s pretty slapstick IMO. A group of 3 tiny aliens exploring different facets of Earth life for their news show, hijinks ensue. They all speak gibberish except the broadcast at the end of each episode. It is fantastic while high.
Giving sheriff an in-character youtube channel where he kind of recapped the previous episodes but went off on tangents would be perfect between-season content.
I binged the first two seasons the weekend after Netflix got it, and I love it. “This is some bullshit” is how I’m describing everything now.
Where does season 3 air/stream? I don’t think Netflix has it.
Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder
So it’s all been leading up to We Have Lex Luthor At Home taking over the mantle of Florida Man?
Breath of Fire was a great turn-based RPG series that I don’t think ever got enough recognition. 1-4 are all fairly solid (we don’t talk about Dragon Quarter), but 2 and especially 3 are my favorites.
Call me crazy, but the fever wank is a great wank. You feel so cleared out, and it helps you sleep and recuperate.
Wait, when did Michael Cera play Chekov?
A reverse microwave. I can heat a cup of coffee in 30 seconds, I want to chill a beer in 30 seconds.
I could be down for small beer being the main thing we drink.