No single administration has the ability to totally fuck up the country in the amount of time they have.

Trump: “Hold my Diet Coke”.

Yes same here. Still reach for the volume control occasionally though. Moving up and down the cruise control and what have you is a bit fiddly as well, so I usually don’t bother.

Exactly, where was the coffee whilst the poster was using the toilet?

There’s a nasty little goblin of a bloke where I work. Toilets for all offices on the floor. He takes phone AND coffee. Splashes everywhere, doesn’t flush.

I’d like to flush him instead.

Excellent. I’ll keep it in mind.

Stay safe 😺

Out of interest, which instance please?

I watched a Jamie Oliver series some years ago (when Obama was president) and Jamie was out overnight with some cowboys and cooking over a fire. They were chatting about governments or something and one of the guys said something like ‘You Brits get a woman, and we get a n*****.’ Cue Jamie’s shocked face. Later on in his tent he was visibly upset. Think he regretted going on that trip.

Does it have a shrubbery?

That’s how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

Once those ring gates open, Mars will be finished.

🤞

They’re not wrong with that bit though.

Ah, right.

Just Google it!

but I worry the people I name would end up spammed to within an inch of their lives or harassed or something.

Why are you worried if this happens to a Trump supporter? They’d happily do it (or worse) to you.

chod

Now there’s an insult I haven’t heard in a while.

Take my upvote!

the closest railway stations, Streatham, Streatham Common, and Streatham Hill,

So it’s in Streatham then.

So if I move in I can just rip out all that unsightly wiring? Great!

Whole life sentence should be case then.

Meth addict dildo seller turned Nazi audiobook narrator.

That’s a sentence I never expected to hear.

Wonder if they like dags.

Ha, fucking ha.

And a soup nazi.