Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I
Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means
That’s require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8
My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the “active shooter” drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don’t apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse…their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn’t good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests…the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.
Yeah, let’s add a gun to that scenario
Much like “Has a lot of DUIs” and “Never drinks and drives”
Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we’re laying off some of those workers
The black dude doesn’t die first, the women aren’t damsels in distress and actually survive and, turns out one of the women is actually trans.
BH I wouldn’t really trust Trump with a gun.
Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time
[2 week later] Former lead detective found dead in in what investigators have ruled a suicide. He apparently hung himself after a fit of rage where his house appeared to have kicked in his own front door, tore the hard drive out of his security camera hub, punched himself in the face a number of times, then tied the rope to a bannister and strung himself up.
One thing to note, pihole also blocks ads in you’re using wifi from your phone. If I’m playing a game or whatever that has “watch this ad for…” half the time I have to switch off wifi or else it’ll claim the ad failed and won’t give the item.
“A few bad apples” is also what the police use to handwave away whenever one of their own goes bonkers and kills unarmed civilians
And it’s always warm
This meme is so old it’s kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this
All the workers have forearm tattoos
At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
Bacon is $4 extra
The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
One thing I’ve found is it’s good at blocking ads via mobile gaming. The downside is if those ads return rewards in-game.
There was a demo for a music video maybe 10 years ago, Day Day - Backseat, the video seems to have since been scrubbed from the internet and the best I could find was a thumbnail. The only things I can remember about it are the lyrics went something like “if your driver needs a rider…then you put it in my backseat” (yes, its about exactly what you think) and the guy singing it looked like a cross between Geordi LaForge an Lady Gaga.
Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like “What is the last place you want to spend new years?”
The person sad “Jail” and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.
I swear I’m the only one who can’t do dark mode anything. it genuinely bugs my eyes and I start seeing what can only be described as burn-in if I use dark mode for more than a could minutes.