Ok, but why do I smell hippos??
Ok, but why do I smell hippos??
Democrats are saying things about me that cause republicans to shoot at me!
So I do still swear and curse…
But now I do it literally.
Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.
Oh damn!
They slammed it?? Fuuuuuuck. 🤯
What, we have to pay for extra security because this guy is bad at math?
Nobody had a faster robot?
[Jadzia Dax intensifies]
Maybe a little freedom as a treat?
We really should have made The Jungle required reading
If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable
How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book
I never report any of the dead bodies I find, I really hate paperwork
“Oopsie! Hope we can afford the 2 million dollar fine!”
Trump invented crypto?