I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

Your rectum, my steel toe. Your eye socket, my bat… My choices for their bodies are endless!

I really, REALLY hope i hear someone say this around me. I’m still trying to decide what choices i will unleash on their body…

I’m partial to three, m’self.

The thumbnail got me: “We’re sorry, ma’am. The mammogram detected a lump…”

103% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Y’know, it’s dangerous out there. Maybe you should just start mag dumping through the front door whenever the doorbell rings or a robin farts.

Let em both get eaten by Brontorocs.

“Oh Lawd, they’d didn’t bring a sacrifice chile.”

Maybe my 20yo mini dachshund is planning on producing a flux capacitor, but I’ll believe that before i believe your fantasy.

He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

I pay attention.

Hey, good for you! My dog likes to watch tennis. Could say he PAYS ATTENTION. I wouldn’t say he understands wtf is going on, but attention is being paid…

Yes.

Don’t forget the Lobo. Brilliant multi tool.

The 1812 Overture to braille

No, you see, BIG STRONG PATRIOTIC MEN wear diapers and whine like it’s way past naptime when they’re told “no.”

Their excuses are always just so cute. I’ve met 6yo’s that are better bullshitters. By this reasoning, STOP signs are litter and should be removed. Could make the same argument about billboards, which i would actually agree with.

These the same cops that mag dump because of an acorn? The same cops that “OD” if fentanyl is in the same hemisphere as themselves? The cops that lost a rifle while “raiding” an “illegal” “grow op”? Those cops?

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I get annoyed at people making some easily backed up claim, and then following up with “do your own homework.” Fuck that. You (editorial “You”, not you personally) took the time to type out the response, but expect other to locate and follow your trail of breadcrumbs?