She’s clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It’s as plain as the visor on my face.

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I’d say good times but it’s so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

Maybe you don’t but many people want a romantic and sexual relationship. There are many things that we don’t need to survive but make our lives vastly more enjoyable. I’ve had long term relationships and times where I’ve been single and while I enjoy my own company and the freedom being single I do miss the closeness of a romantic relationship. Friendships are great but it’s not the same.

Somewhat but I could be happier.

Tshh it’s when you rape a statue silly.

I wanted to be a holy fool but I’m an atheist so fool it is.

Jesus wept, is it a trope that black people are late? I’ve never heard that before, extremely bizarre.

It’s the first from soft game that I’ve played and I’ve never been happier or more frustrated playing anything before.

Six points for every pedestrian you hit? Double for cyclists.

Nothing drives engagement like spelling mistakes.

Joey for reddit is also working still. Not sure what’s going on, the dev hasn’t broken his silence for weeks now so maybe some negotiations going on? Who knows.

When Musk said he wanted twitter to be the town square he was clearly meaning a medieval town square with people throwing their chamber pots out the windows and the streets running with effluent and the wells tainted with cholera.

At the beginning the app I was using held a poll to see whether users would pay a subscription and initially I said I’d pay £4 a month or so but it really was how spez dealt with the situation that pushed me away from the site. The total contempt shown for the people who make his site for him left me flabbergasted. Ultimately I think it’s for the best as I’d never have found lemmy and the fediverse.

I’d have no issue with paying a small fee to have no ads tbh.

Maybe something like, “Your ad could be here or if you’re sick to the back fucking teeth of ads you should come to lemmy”

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We should all club together and get some ads for the fediverse on there.

Perhaps now vaginadentata can be a reality.

I’m using liftoff and I’m pretty happy with it so far.

It’s amazing hubris. Pride comes before a fall they say.