They’ve just landed after jumping the wheelchair off a ramp. Obvious, when you think about it…

Now now, there’s no need to be so evil!!

Start up your Bluetooth speaker. (Buy one if you haven’t got one. It doesn’t have to be good, just loud.)
Ramp it up to 11.
Start the most annoying obnoxious sound you have, (that you have already downloaded).
Stand next to the person playing the shitty music and aim the speaker at then.
When they complain about your annoying noise you reply, “You started it.”

I’ve got a book about the history of trains, but I’ve not seen anything about this. Any idea what I’m doing wrong?

“When I work…” Bozo Boris is lying yet again.

I was subbed there when it was called something not so wholesome.