That…That was amazing. Thank you.

How do I start?

What is wrong with MSG? Seriously.

Oh hell no, that ain’t no carrot!! That is a PUMPKIN!!!

I left snapchat long, long before AI. And I am glad I did!!

So glad I got rid of that bullshlt long ago.

The end of the article when it talks about the fire trucks that the car failed to yield to; the article claimed it was because they were yellow instead of red. What about cop cars that are white, black, blue? How about ambulances? This seems super shady behavior to me.

First it was celery, then came the watermelons, now get ready for ____________!!

No.

Like I paid taxes on the money I made while bartending…

Awesome!

If you like people in a room talking, have you seen Coffee and Cigarettes?

I love lingerie though.

Good lord, who the fuck downvotes this sort of stuff??!?

Crickets

You’re goddamn right I’m going to pick up a pride flag!! (that’s my take away from the end of the article.)

That’s it!!! Hi Karin!!

I love that SatansMaggotyCumFart was the one to post this.

I don’t think he can. I seem to recall businesses aren’t allowed to represent themselves in court.

Who was that person who hung out on reddit and every time we had one of these scientology threads they’d come out of the woodwork and post stuff favoring scientology?