“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Pickelhaube 2.0

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

I feel the problem with pants isn’t weight related, since that’s honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

“Damn, Supreme Leader wasn’t lying. Compared to this, North Korea is truly the greatest country in the world”

Ok Jack, I’m gonna need some explanation for this meme

Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She’s referring to the “dirty bomb” that she dropped in a Nando’s bathroom in London 2014

This has to be the most creative “hidden Saddam” meme I’ve seen today

The aircraft carrier has clearly been placed on an aircraft carrier carrier

Putin should’ve thought twice about invading Cloud City

If the F35 is an analogy of a horse then you can call me Mr Hands

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

I never got why people were so attached to him. Sure, he had reason to literally be the weakest link in the party, being desperate and all, but they also only gave him like two scenes where he comes across as a likeable guy, and one of them wasn’t even in the theatrical cut

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as “Wilson”

Robert Chess is a fraud. The real master mind behind chess was Thomas Chess. His brother just stole his idea and ran with it

Last week I was playing chess at the local park and encountered a mayor bug. I would have reported it but it crawled alway

And almond milk isn’t actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

“We have it’s position, shoot it down!”

"But Sir…

Loona is my waifu too."