Hon hon hon oui, oui madame, can je put mon baguette into your- hon hon hon- vageaux- honhonhon, oui oui, in your vageaux-hon hon hon

One of our aircraft carriers would be the world’s 3rd largest air force- and we have 11 of them

Oh yeah, love that guy! Been following his channel pretty much since the invasion began

You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

First Russia had the second-best army in the world, then the second-best army in Ukraine, and then they’d be the second-best army in Russia

Oh. I thought it meant the war in Gaza (the Bri*ish are also behind Israel-Palestine), I’ve been living under a rock this past week due to midterms

What? This time it’s between the only two ME countries with no oil. But the religious beliefs of many right-wing Americans do require the destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque and rebuilding of the Jerusalem temple, and Hamas has some Americans among its hostages…

Edit: Sorry, wrong conflict. Been living under a rock, had no idea about this Venezuela thing

Hehe, “is real”

How did he not get raided by the FSB for ordering a patriotic US flag patch from the internet? Ruzzia’s back to the cold war as it is

Not enough guns, and where are the runways?

Welp, pack it up guys, gals and nonbinary pals. They found out ‘Murica’s evil plan to spread Satanism and gayness

Yes, and as an American college student who isn’t one of those mindless sheep with one of 2 oversimplistic views on the situation who believe everything they read off social media, are ignorant of what “from river to sea” actually implies because they saw this new meme on tiktok but can’t actually find either “the river” or “the sea” on a map, and seem to prevail on our campuses, I always dread the inevitable mention of the Gaza one at social gatherings because I know I’ll likely end up being called both an “antisemite” and an “apartheid sympathizer” in the same fucking argument for not unquestioningly selling my soul to either Team Israel or Team Palestine. 🙄

That, or they’re college pseudointellectuals who have become so isolated from the world outside their campus and the surrounding neighborhood and are lied to so constantly about how the world works (as it’s an institution where ideas don’t have to be factual or practical in order to keep being taught) that they’ve been brainwashed into thinking those ideas are applicable to every current problem in existence and into always being contrarian and automatically disagreeing with everything the mainstream says.

How to get on the FBI watchlist

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“Polite russians and cheap wheat” Amen to that, I’m incredibly sick of those ruzzian nationalists on social media going on and on about how their country owns everything and everyone and about how my country America is the most depraved and evil place there is because 2 of our men who love each other can officially marry, live normal lives, and be themselves with a far lower risk of alienation from family and community here, and I’ve even had one so obsessed with me he subscribed to me on YouTube just so he can throw the usual predictable, childish tantrums over 2 colors in my profile picture there and spam the emoji “🇷🇺” and/or “something something ukronazisTM”, “Alaska was supposed to be a temporary lease!!” or “something something US imperialism something something DA GEYYYYYYYZ” in response to unrelated comments of mine that don’t even mention his precious war.

There are even some who celebrated the war crimes their regime’s fellow terrorists (tbc I mean Hamas, not the Palestinian people and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise) recently committed against civilians in Israel in the hopes that it killed those Russian Jews who “betrayed ze mazarland” by bolting for the country last year, knowing more than any other group that nothing good will or historically has come to their kind from life under another racist, expansionistic and extremely far-right dictator who outlaws pretty much everything.

Never bite someone, only to then show them you have no teeth

This right here is why unlike the war in Ukraine, it’s so hard for me to justifiably support either side of the war in Gaza

If ukraine loses it will obviously affect us, did you know that Ruzzia’s often fantasized about taking back Alaska and directing its legions of keyboard warriors to spread the lie that their sale of it to us was supposed to be temporary? In that case, RIP indigenous villages and gays in Anchorage

I mostly play CS1 with mods (but very infrequently), and now it seems I’ll stick to that for the time being