Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

Bottom bunk.

But it is unbelievably funny.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

Wow a cop actually got in trouble for dog murder. That’s what, 1 in 40,000 per year?

Probably somebody got elected on a “protect the children” and did this to prove it. It’s not like it effects the jackass responsible for it. It’s performance child protection and it’s pretty common.

I’m sure that’ll be popular and there won’t be any repercussions and that unicorns will poop free candy for everyone.

Nobody was smart as he thinks they should be will work for free - especially not for him and the orange idiot.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Even so any progress the government made is going to evaporate days after the Orange Idiot takes office

It’s fine, I got a bottle of booze set aside for when WE3 or American Civil War: 2 Dumb 2 Prevent kick-starts our final doom.

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

Short answer, yes.

In 2018, Indian minister for higher education Satyapal Singh baffled the scientific community by demanding that the theory of evolution be removed from school curriculum becaue “no one ever saw an ape turning into a human being.” Other political leaders from the ruling Bhartiya Janata Party came to his defense on social media.

Okay the evolution part, though stupid, is religious fundie par for the course. But middle school geometry? Are they fucking retarded?

Fucking Pelosi, out of touch as ever.