Would you please be the boss of me now?
Would you please be the boss of me now?
I was a senior project manager at Twitter
The tax payers need a wakeup call to let them know that their votes matter
Motherfucker acting like the price increases are modest while charging 3.29 for a fucking Hash Brown. I get it, your customers eat McDonald’s so it’s easy to assume they’re stupid, but you can be pretty fucking stupid and still realize that the total price of your meal is ridiculous.
Vincent Wasney was told that after having three seizures aboard the Independence of the Seas liner and receiving a blood test and medication, he owed more than $2,500, which had to be paid before he could disembark.
There’s all kinds of what the fuck in this story, but this is the part that really gets me. How can they hold a person hostage like that? How does the cruise line management sleep at night knowing Florida man might be out there looking for revenge?
I’d comply and remove that info from the signature. I’d just start every email with:
Hello,
Thanks for reading my email. In case we’re not already familiar, my pronouns are he/him and I’m affiliated with…
It was not his fault for pulling the trigger
Yeah it was. He says he didn’t pull it, but there was nothing wrong with the gun that would cause it to go off any other way. He was pointing it at people. He pointed a real gun at people and he pulled the trigger. Him being told the gun wasn’t loaded is irrelevant. There are several levels of negligence at play and there’s no excuse for any of it.
Someone driving at an unsafe speed? How about some distractions, that should work out great!
Making deals like that it’s no wonder you aren’t rich
I’d imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely
what are people going to do? go somewhere else?
Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options
Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.
Maybe they didn’t like the username?
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again
Hang on, I’ve been injecting bleach on Trump’s recommendation. Do I need to switch to milk or add it to my usual system cleaning routine?
The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.
Maybe we should ask Andrew Finch if the police should believe everything they’re told over the phone.
OK, but how do I get engagement and praise on X if I quietly get fired for laziness?
I work at Google and I don’t want to be directly working in support of genocide. Should I:
A: Work from within to sabotage Israel’s data and frustrate their efforts
B: Get arrested for trespassing and fired for a performative gesture that accomplishes nothing
🤔
Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?