Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

Be awkward by opening your mouth to speak but instead ripping wet ass.

the United States one is very funny

Eating flies. We’ve also planned ahead for lizards to eat the spiders, snakes to eat the lizards, gorillas to eat the snakes, and winter to kill off the gorillas.

I’ve got this great hiking wool sock. It’s strangely soft for being wool. I bet it’s pretty nutritious compared to that poly-cotton blend.

I’m so sorry

Oh, burn. Guess they’d have to go send something to the printers. What will th Dems think of next.

Come on over, I’ll put on a pot of bear shit coffee and see if you disagree

Remote work to a slow computer.

Okay I’ll learn how to make better coffee

If he never finds out I’m okay too

we all vote as a family and laugh about what our net vote is. been like this for decades. the olds only voted for trump once, which is a relief.

I’ve never tried

just throw carrots at them, they’ll be distracted and you can take them from any direction

Dude you been staring at your fingers again huh?

I’ve got an old USB 3.5 drive for posterity, SF. I’ll light one up for you.

I’m still pissed off at Boar’s Head. wtf, they make good meat.

There’s also there’s also the perpetual feeling of “what dumbfuck in the government though this up”. That never leaves us

Oh dude they literally had an activity at my old cult where they had everyone make a dozen fake reviews at each of their local buildings. That’s gonna be fun.

well they shouldn’t have mouthed off to my grandma then.