Not like we don’t have a rich tradition of doing that…

I can only assume this was their last resort after the excitement of auto-erotic asphyxiation via popping the hatch of the command module open while in orbit wore off.

They melted it down before we started going to space.

Only if you leave it closed too long.

Am I the only one who thought this was a uranium core until you spot the fondue poker?

Because they share it afterwards.

Well they are going to need aviators

IIRC the issue with waterfowl conversion was sudden failure of seals, buoyancy and ballast systems.

The seagull program was hit with the extra problems of salt water

Last leak mentioned the advances have made in the house sparrow model, but battery life is still an issue.

Songbirds aren’t used due to birdwatchers; as outlined in the paper “Avain surveillance: security, counter surveillance, and camouflage” read the updated 2019 version.

But if you read the avain replacement system experiment paper you would have seen it was of limited success. Sure pigeons and starlings are no longer real, but those were the only 2 successfully replaced species.

I forgot to add, not fucking serious, because if you click the link it takes you to a tech death metal song.

Really should remember my fellow neurodivergents have issues when you deliver a joke deadpan.

The conspiracy that ALL birds were drones, not that they made drones out of dead birds.

This is more of a drone corpse

This would actually disprove that ‘birds aren’t real’ and points to a more sinister cabal.

Well, ot isn’t a political comic, that’s for sure.

It’s a political comic, not a meme.

How is this a meme?

Amazon, supplement stores, possibly pharmacies…

Yeah, they pretty much cloned tinder. It wasn’t great.

How old are you?

Because the original version was from his run for the Democratic nomination (don’t remember whether it was 2016 or 2020).

Well, the way it’s written and how some people frame the argument, yeah they should have to be in a militia.

2nd amendment doesn’t talk about private ownership of weapons.

‘Flag people who are danger to self’ is an action.

They want those who are likely to commit suicide with a gun to be marked in the system for gun control.

Edit: Or they have ideas about this store The Flag People

Fucking hell, you’re near-sighted and you don’t wear them because they get dirty? Do you walk around naked?

Then maybe go get laser surgery, and if that’s not going to work (as is my case), put your damn glasses on.