HooPhuckenKarez

A pizza my parrot ordered. May have been a shoe.

They don’t get it. They won’t get it, until they get it.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.
Never gonna get it… WOOT woot whoot woouhoouhoo.

My sister in-law? Broke as fuck, came across a windfall from an accident that never came up before, spent more than a third of it on… a fucking F-150 platinum. Still deep in debt, living in low income housing, doesn’t have a job.

My time in retail has stuck me with the response “Oh no, Thank you.”.

I’ve had on and off problems with YT. On days where uBO is behind, I right click and open in private window. It’s a shitty workaround, but it works.

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

Something something identify as a attack helicopter. Hur dur der.

I tried using an old phone as a dashcam for a while. It just kept overheating. That’s my vaguely related experience. Thanks for reading.

Get younger.

Now I see bees I won.

Where the FUCK did all of these fucking spoons come from?

Brined and slowcooked. Like a brisket, but fattier and more cathartic.