Napoleon Dynadidn’t
Napoleon Dynadidn’t
Now that avian flu is available in hamberders, masks only get in the way of eating. So, still irrelevant and illegal.
It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.
Great soundtrack, too. If you want some more of that 90s slacker energy action, check out “S.F.W.”
“It’s Bordering time!”
“Jesus juice”
“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”
You remember the face of your father.
You deserve good things in life.
Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.
Lol. I’ll trade you my grasshopper tacos for your cheesecake anytime. Cheers!
If you’re not too set in your ways, try it with some honey. Real honey, not honey flavored syrup.
Hannibal
Peanut butter jelly time.
Wasn’t that the one with Tom Hanks and a cannibalistic volleyball? They had to trim it down for American audiences and changed most of the terror into “feel good”, but yeah, pretty sure that’s the one.
🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯