Oh, snap! You just Papua’d his New Guinea with that dick joke.

Top notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.

I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…

Salad Fingers has entered the chat.

I believe that’s the agenda. Promote anti-vax to the population so they either die or spend money to stay alive. Meanwhile, all politician’s families and billionaires will be vaccinated against whatever comes along well before it’s made available to the public.

First to transition, too! Sworn in as a man (citation needed) and decreed herself a woman after.

“We only do reprehensible things because we’re allowed to. We would totally be ethical if forced to!”

Capitalism, uh, finds a way.

No, that he didn’t say banana again.

You pasteurize after milking!

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

Shitty AirPod photoshop.

D rink yo ur ov alt ine

Soon to be a member of KCI, Kentucky Correctional Institution

Return of the Living Dead Swamp Thing Night of the Comet Fright Night (original or remake) Paranorman The Frighteners Arachnophobia

Um, no! *(giggles in fed)

No, we don’t. Just because you’re reporting it doesn’t make it so. I’m not going into debt for some piece of plastic in nice packaging.

“The pointy end goes into the other man.”

Dar mourns for Seth.

My choom.