What a fucking boss.

Embrace the pain, finish it.

It sounds like a harmless prank on the astronauts that everyone pretended to take really seriously.

At least I hope the astronauts didn’t know beforehand, and I hope they got a kick out of it.

This is great! I’d love to see more.

The lead singer, Jonathon “Smash” Mouth was actually a leading climate scientist for 30 years before forming the band.

The band was actually started as a way to wake the world up. Their first hit single “walkin’ on the sun” was another hint for people to pay attention to the global climate.

The drummer, Al Gore, actually attempted to run for president in the year 2000. Although he was unsuccessful, he continues to try to fight climate change through documentaries.

hold up spork

Hopefully it’s a decent protection plan and not a “pay for another phone in monthly payments then have to pay $150 deductible if you actually break your phone” kind of plan.

That’s like saying you can’t enjoy skirt steaks because you’ve had ribeye.

Sorry to use you as tech support, but in what app? I tried jerboa and couldn’t log in at all.

Yeah I only see two non-consecutive loops. Definitely wouldn’t kill you.