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Remember kids, you can be a draft dodger and be president 😎👉👉
Remember kids, you can be a draft dodger and be president 😎👉👉
So, the phone bill is going up to pay this, right?
🤔 maybe we can have you pedal a bike while you watch to earn more credits? We’ll sell it as some health thing.
Guys, what IS this country’s safety net they’re talking about?
If you go on YouTube and look up videos of the eclipse yesterday, you’ll see a ton of videos about why the eclipse marks the beginning of the end of the world. Just pure and total insanity or people taking advantage of that insanity. You might be surprised but you probably won’t be because you know in your heart that we’re just that far gone now.
They want the work but not the worker? Are they saying they want slaves? 👀
They’ll find it is being fixed. They’ll be shocked. They’ll write a thorough and damning report. Then do jack shit about it.
I think the FTC is the only one surprised about this. I bet they’re getting their most severe finger wagging ready to go.
I thought it was gonna be the Barack and Michelle Obama Immigrant Refuge? That’s a good use for it.
Never been to the US before I guess 🤷♂️ He got off pretty light at 5k.
Reminded me of this passage:
"You’ve never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn’t almost naked. You’ve never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you’ve ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men’s cologne…
Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be everything regular people aren’t. Where they fail, you have to go all the way. Be what people are too afraid to be. Become whom they admire. People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser. When it comes to choosing a savior, they won’t settle for just a human being."
-Survivor by Palahniuk
Triggered into entering the felon list by some pool noodles and some lights 😂
Let’s enjoy it while it lasts I guess 🥲
Standard Grip seems most comfortable to me. I saw it as instructions on the first pair I used. I wonder if the other grips help longer or shorter fingers.
They will easily make more money while selling their product at the same price.
😂 Come on, man, like they’re not use this to increase prices.
Jesus hates cowards!
The Pilot 30000 unchanged for millenia because it’s the perfect writing utensil. Well, unchanged other than them adding blue and red ink versions.
In those moments I’m as high as fuck and imagine I could own a home, I’d just desert-ify the yard. It’s going that way anyway, let’s beat the rush. Just sand and rocks and some desert plants. Like us, most yards will die in the water wars.
This is gonna suck for restockers when a lot of items get left at the cashier’s because Walmarts ghouls decided to raise the price between shelf and checkout.