True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that

The only virus out here is the worms squirming around Elmo’s fat head. Treat your daughter like shiat, she’ll hate you for it. Don’t blame the world. Blame the image in the mirror

Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass

Prigozin took a MANPAD to his man ass

Somewhere in a quiet corner of Moscow, Putin is laughing hysterically… not like a mere human laugh. I mean fucken Mark Hamill “Joker” type laughter

His greatest weakness was that he believed that all would be forgiven. That being said… a nasty man who met a nasty end. THE END

In the Lazurus pit, where else?

Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

This is going the looong way around… when a proper functioning brain-cyber interface comes about, look out.

(Gives virtual hug and cookies)