Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails
it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over
we have always been at war with Eurasia!
there’s a word for that… terrorism.
also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism
counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats
such a good X-Files lanpoon. Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny were actually in it, too. great crossover episode for the era.
and then when it gets too hot down there, all of the snowbirds migrate out and start an insane summer spread for the rest of the continent
gotta see if the ol’ Iron Giant is still kicking around. that dude was basically a huge sentient gun!
nah, why charge the guy clearly at fault, when you can just pass the bill on to the taxpayers!
pretty sure the spam calls and emails to the poor saps only talk about “saving america”
then they’re free to make up whatever it is they think that means
I recently had someone complain about a bolt getting hot while they were wrenching it. they created enough friction to notice it heating up. and then kept wrenching it.
also, I’ve started replacing normal bolts with rounded hand-bolts, which are nearly impossible to over-torque, so long as they don’t take a pair of pliers to them.
just watched a sadly hilarious video of a mechanic struggle with reverse threads on highly specific rotating assembly. like, I get it, it’s not immediately obvious, but edit that wrong turn out if you want to make a serious explainer series. also, if you work with pivots that often, you have to expect that shit.
shit, guess I’m replacing the whole thing now
“little bolt no good anymore” - maybe don’t use caveman strength on an 8mm bolt that holds no weight???
I was saying “boo-urns”