I can’t believe these dumbasses are making me hope for MORE bureaucracy

I live in Florida and a coworker asked on which side is the Atlantic, and on which side was the Gulf. My judgement was not very secret because I was completely in shock. I’m still not over it.

Florida needs to stop rebuilding in the barrier islands. It’s unfortunate for the people that live there, but this is going to keep happening over and over again.

Just plant mangroves and let them do their job of protecting the mainland.

Do you think people are walking across the Darien Gap or the dessert just because? Do you think human rights and infrastructure are so amazing in these other countries that people just come here for the adventure and the vibes?

My school district in Florida uses a payment service called “My School Bucks”. I use it to reload the cafeteria account, but also to pay for other things like before and after school. So far they haven’t charged a use fee. Lunch is about 3.25 (my kid doesn’t buy it often), but breakfast is free.

WhatsApp is the opposite of annoying, that’s why the entire planet uses it, except U.S. Americans for some reason

We have a new Brightline in Florida that goes from Orlando to Miami and has about 5 stops in between. It’s not super fast (it takes about 3.5h, which is similar to driving), and it can get expensive for a family, but not having to drive on I-95 in South Florida is worth every penny.

it seems to be very popular so far.

If it means change, I’ll take it!

✨ Rabies ✨

OP, try again with La Pinta, La Niña or La Santa María

Great. They just had a huge soccer tournament there this past weekend, with kids (and parents) travelling from all of Florida and out of State. This is going to be 👍

Oh noooooo!

But that’s why I’m not paying $200 to go to a game against Miami. There’s no guarantee that he will play

Sumo wrestlers don’t eat junk, they just eat an insane amount of calories. But the actual food is very healthy and balanced.

That’s exactly what I think when I read “refugee camp”. Tents for refugees to stay temporarily.

Now it’s called “plant based butter”. I wonder what stage that is