About 5000 bottles

I don’t have any latinum, but I might get my hands on… other goods. Trade?

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

There’s still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

*But drinking a glass of water from time to time won’t kill you either.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

The result of an election is so much more predictable if the candidate name on the form has a strict validation to “Putin”.

Yeah. The sum they owe him should be a “whoops we fucked up badly, sorry. Take these 175k while we think about what you could have made if we didn’t. It’s just to get you started, there’ll be more next month.”

That sum is way too low, way too late and way too uncertain. What a fucking shame. He should spend the rest of his life in luxury with every wish fulfilled without even thinking about it. What a fucking shame!

But if you can’t avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.

Tacocat

Could be. The project farm repeats words often. The project farm yells pretty loud. The project farm likes to destroy the stuff he tests.

Says? THE PROJECT FARM GUY YELLS AT THE CAMERA. VERY IMPRESSIVE!

I didn’t know he tested super glue, have to look for it. I dig his videos for some reason I don’t really understand.

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I got myself a projector and it does nothing but display what I throw at it. I’m not watching cable anyway. The shield might be a great idea though.

I like your humor, do you have a YouTube channel?

Vermute ich auch, ist mir aber auch wumpe.

Americans get up early, cover France in towels.

Checkmate.