Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

Slay the Spire

Pole Vaulting

🎖️🏅🥇🥈🥉

Or just remake even more of the same thing with less diversity overall, like Spider-man & Batman.

Plot twist, it was the mother.

It works for me, I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!

Dongus Elongus

💜Purple slices rise up!💜

I’m not saying it’s real, but if it was, can you really make a case for all 9 billion people (or however many there are now) to have the same powers as a God?

Do we know what/who the other gods were?

Have you tried salsa? That’s my favorite thing to put on any mac & cheese.

If it’s going to be that small you might as well put all the buttons together, so you can play it with one hand.

Tropical Fields Organic Crispy Coconut Rolls

No, you’re thinking of Neil Lance-year.

I’m too much of a bitch.