Cheap Answer: Go to my nearest Walmart/Grocery Store (10 minutes away from me)and max out all of the vanilla visa debit cards with the $1 million but after fees it won’t be $1 million but I would still spend the million.
Actual Answer: Luckily I’m in a prime spot where I live that I’m 20 minutes away from Lamborghini, Aston Martin, and other luxury car dealerships. So I’d go there and purchase how many cars I can with the million. After I sign, sell them back to the dealership or sell them privately.
Just wait until you google cattle pollution. And how much resources and energy goes to farming animals.
To shreds you say. How’s his wife holding up? To shreds you say?
Fuck u/spez
So how is it that with $1 I’m richer than an entire nation. But they’re in the negative and can still run my life?
If I’m not elected to mod ask my nephew how I’ll feel.
Nephew: To shreds you say.
Fuck u/spez
How absurd!?!?
Already deleted my Reddit account. Trying to get use to Lemmy. So far so good. 🫡
Hopefully we get more than 1 season. I just want to see Fry and Seymour reunite 😭