I don’t care if a story has white cis-het etc men like me in it at all, but then I’m ASD so don’t take that as a rule.

It’s like you’re going straight from the later period corrupt Roman Republic to one of the ineffectual incest emperors.

Wait… if corps are people, have they now got anorexia?

Anyone who thought they could “stay and fight” and they wouldn’t just get censored and shadowbanned before the election is an idiot.

Found the entire country that grew up without Eurotrash on TV.

Are you a bad enough dude to Kompromat the President?

Fucking “pre-prepare”. Prepare already means to get ready ahead of time.

You could remove 99.9% of instances of “literally” and it wouldn’t change the meaning of the sentence at all. It’s just like “um” by now.

Suspicious use of “competitor” is suspicious.

Hasta la vista, baby.

We’d be able to buy up all the soon-to-be-flooded coastal property up for a song.

The Zelda complaint is extra bullshit considering other open-world games like Just Cause do exactly the same thing by giving the guns limited ammo, so you constantly have to switch weapons based on what the enemies drop.

If we took away the officers we would at least give the soldiers a fighting chance, under equipped and trained as they doubtless are.

Every few years I find a drawer of expired gift cards and throw them out. One time I kept a one hundred pound gift card in my wallet for months on end, keeping it alive with balance checks in the store but never using it. My partner noticed this and said “just give it to me”, and promptly lost it forever in one of her handbags.

Videogames have always had AI. The baddies don’t just drop down one row and come back across the screen anymore.

The pinky is smaller and less flexible, but it’s like piano and you just have to move your hand a bit to use them effectively.

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.

Does it still have the Pizza music?

It’s not me, Netflix, it’s you.

US Supreme Court judge.