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Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.
Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.
“Trump is a sociopathic bully who claims to be a victim. If we follow his path, we can ruthlessly attack everyone we hate and still play the victim card. We’ll get back to ethics and morals and all that stupid shit later after everything we hate has been exterminated.”
On this planet, you don’t just leave a guy hanging like that. When you start a job, finish it dammit!
This is outrageous. They’re not even going to attempt to investigate my report about an alien beaming into the bathroom and touching my peepee? Just for that, I’m filing 10 more complaints.
I see “AI,” I press X to doubt. Sorry, it’s a natural reaction.
Unfortunately, this does not seem to be a positive step in Timberlake’s mission to bring sexy back.
Old and busted: $2.50 for horse armor in a fun game
New hotness: $7 for a mission in a boring game
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Jones has cleverly rused investigators by taking payments directly from his advertisers in the form of worthless gold certificates and 55-gallon drums of penis enlargement cream.
Routine trip. If the USN wanted to send a message, it would have sent a carrier group.
I’m not sure if gay marriage causes hurricanes, but it looks an awful lot like hate and fascism cause floods.
Millennials are ruining crime, and they can’t blame this one on a lack of disposable income. Go stick up a liquor store, ya lazy bums.
Zelenskyy: At oh eight hundred hours, Kyiv time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against Russia. Their cloaking technology is already being integrated into our drones. So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. The CIA was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of Ukraine, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer, erase that entire personal log.
Butts make funny noises when you pass gas. Babies laugh at it. They have no idea what’s going on at all 95% of the time, but they get that farts are funny.
I was told there would be no math.
Good thing Tesla has all that money rolling in from its wildly-successful Cybertruck debut.
We should bring back impalement as a form of punishment, specifically corporate landlords all impaled in the town square, Vlad Dracula-style.
HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)
Everyone keeps trying to sugarcoat this. We all saw what we saw. Biden did fairly well overall, but there were moments that showed that he’s lost it at times. Being President ages you 4 years each year. He and Trump are both practically 100 at this point.
He needs to restore confidence by having a strong successor.