Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

“Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.”

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt

Man, someone needs to create an index fund which just follows their moves. If we’re not going to punish obvious corruption we might as well get something out of it.

Listen, I’ve got a yeast allergy thing okay…

There were Hamas tunnels under those {insert object/town/refugee}

Can I interest you in Sithrak, the god who hates you?

Luxury gay space communism or bust

So… early access?

Yeah, but guns scary and sweeping socioeconomic changes sound complicated. Can’t we just ban the scary things?

Dude, someone got pissed at me for saying I felt bad for the cancer that caught Rush Limbaugh. Lost my dad to lung cancer the year before but “nobody deserves that”. Fuck that noise, sometimes karma comes around in the form of lymphoma.

Or you hire an intelligent, capable, and professional pen tester. They’ll find the same holes that the nutcase will, they’ll document them, and they’ll do it without breaking things.

Dude, if Fetterman ran I’d vote for him in an instant. Doubly so if he took the oath of office in shorts and a hoodie