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i’m trying to imagine a fediverse shopping setup where vendors and shoppers are globally trusted in an unhackable way. i’m guessing blockchain is involved?
i’m trying to imagine a fediverse shopping setup where vendors and shoppers are globally trusted in an unhackable way. i’m guessing blockchain is involved?
why is the APnews website so terrible that it heats up my phone?
i tried the eufy afterwards and it wasn’t better. when the eufy crashed daily, it doesn’t restart itself. but when it worked it was super fast.
smart doorbell that takes 25+ seconds to fire up a video feed, and errors out most of the time. (Original Ring doorbell, received when they bought out my kickstarter Doorbot and bricked it)
or the Lockitron smart door lock from Kickstarter which took like 6 AA batteries and couldn’t muster the strength to unlock the door more than like 3 times.
but least they worked together in failure.
First Alert, ask questions later
sign up for a class/activity, wear a conversation piece.
I’ve had that with Crippled Masters.
mommy mommy why are we going in circles?
shut up or i’ll nail your other foot to the floor!
force = mass x acceleration.
giant vehicles have more mass.
tires need to be made of non-toxic materials. like mushroom/algae, etc.
then brake dust is next.
there might be a shortcut you could script?
And she walks along the edge
Of where the ocean meets the land
Just like she’s walking on a wire in the circus
if you ever have an elderly visit with someone from somewhere you can throw on tunes from their teenage days in the old country and see their foggy eyes light up.
suddenly you get why Patton Oswalt looks familiar.
it kind of is, but its instinctual. you suddenly see your own childhood reflected from a new parental perspective, and you suddenly understand countless things you never did. you see yourself as part of a chain of parent/child stretching back a billion years… you see unspeakable purpose in protecting and nurturing and loving and raising this floppy lump of screaming snot into a future lovable thing. they look like you, with the most innocent eyes, and they can not quite hold up their own head.
Just pointing out that Yiddish has several dozen words for types of dick, used to describe men’s personality or status. Like Schmuck. I’m told Yiddish has zero words for Vagina, out of respect.
yea this was common knowledge for decades
IMDB user ratings has Airplane! beating The Great Race 7.7 to 7.2. the trailer for the Great Race doesn’t contain a single joke.
or MrBeast