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What’s this about my rug? There’s devils piss there as well? We truly are fucked.
What’s this about my rug? There’s devils piss there as well? We truly are fucked.
America just got a MASSIVE step towards a dictator. WTAF is going on? I’m in the wrong timeline…
If you do something illegal, and the result is a fixed fine, it’s only “illegal” for poor people. Rich people dgaf if they have to pay fine/ticket.
They won’t notice, as fines are already in the cost projections.
See, this guy’s knows how to make money, unlike the rest of you pleps…
Don’t be stupid. How else an I going to make money by doing nothing? Get a job? That’s for people who don’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps!
Kilomillionaire literally means 1000 millions, aka a billion (short system) or a milliard (long system).
So my Tesla is pink. I guess the cop would’ve thrown a flashbang.
This is exactly what capitalism is: someone who’s idle makes more money than the actual workers. Fuck capitalism!!!
Megacorps has shareholders. Tell me, how many shareholders are there in Valve? What’s their current stock price?
This just in: DeSantis is changing the official words prisons and jails to Freedom Centers. Their slogan is “Where Freedom meets people”
Wrong. The rich uses lab-grown water, clean from all the chemicals!
Which also means line goes down. That is unprecedented, and it’d lower the quality of their lives. Think about the rich people!
So, when do we eat them?
You misspelled tortured. Fuck these cynical assholes!
USENET. Thank me later
My kids are complaining about stomach cramps, but that’s because they ate too much pizza. Kids. They’ll be fine in the morning.
My washing machine has AI integrated. No joke. It says so on the sticker. What does it do? Analyze the weight of the load to determine the amount of time needed to wash, based on the selected cycle.
AI… Piss off, Samsung! And it’ll never get connected online.
Good news! The president CAN legally commit felonies now! How cool is that?
As a European, I am terribly sorry for what’s happening over there. It really worries me, as it’ll have an effect on the entire world 😞