Not voting was the same as supporting trump directly.

I prefer reading an erotic book. And well…you know where the other hand goes that isn’t holding the book.

Can’t they just triangulate you from cell towers?

Take the battery out I guess?

Quack

Wat

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I also use it as a computer monitor though.

I got a 42" 4k computer monitor instead

Yet

At least boats can move

I’m not accepting it, but I’m expecting it. I’m also expecting there to be a few quiet protests followed by silence.

I’m still playing old school RuneScape.

Hehehehe

Seems the same as a band being influenced by other bands that came before them. How many bands listened to Metallica and used those ideas to create new music?

Nice, weird Al

What porn have you up voted? Hmm let’s find out.

I like chips and guac, but every time I go to the store and the low sodium chips are out of stock…I don’t buy chips.

Once you get used to it the regular ones are disgustingly salty.

Drop them off at point nemo equipped with a swimsuit and a banana.

Because the earth is on fire and having kids is a good way to guarantee another human starves to death while having heat stroke?

I guess microsoft-crowdstrike is fair, since the OS doesn’t have any kind of protection against a shitty antivirus destroying it.

I keep seeing articles that just say “Microsoft outage”, even on major outlets like CNN.

Why do news outlets keep calling it a Microsoft outage? It’s only a crowdstrike issue right? Microsoft doesn’t have anything to do with it?