Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

No. Never. Not once in life.

Their yard. Their house. Their shit.

Mind your own business.

Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

Ace Combat 7.

The Canyon Run is kicking my ass.

If they’re smart enough to cheat they’re smart enough to pass.

Be real now. How much of that stuff do you all really use in your daily lives?

Because the real world doesn’t care about rote memorization as long as the work gets done in my experience.

I love it. And I’m terrible at it.

I am however world class when it comes to killing everyone after a cockup.

I only keep it installed for service outages and breaking news. I don’t need an extra layer of bullshit to wade thru to see if Xbox servers are down.

This shit better be opt-in.

Flip-flops

I never use it. Never browse it. Never post.or comment. Don’t even scroll it.

I only still have fb for 2 reasons.

Work contacts.

And FB Marketplace.

Facebook is a site for college dudes to rank women by hotness.

And the Old Folks Home of the internet.

Simultaneously.

ITT: Big boomer energy.

Forums were better.

Lol. Hell no.

How do I change my avatar on Connect?

“Not a dating simulator”

Clearly these dorks don’t play Classic. Not back in the day and not now.

Equally fkin useless.

I wish I had a 1.0 version of netscape saved somewhere so I could use it.