All of my favorite browsers are forks of Firefox. Lately it’s been Zen browser. Watching Firefox smoulder and collapse over the years has been truly painful and makes me fear a chromium future in hell.

Ha, good response. Didn’t know people got comic books on Kindle. Thought the point was having/collecting the physical ones.

What’s the @#%^ing point, honestly

Genuine question: Why are Adobe clients not holding pitchforks and standing outside their offices every day for the past 2 years?

No. He’s stupid. Never had a functioning mind, he’s been substituting money for one all along.

All of that was over people fighting about feeding a carnivore pet plant based pet food? You’re f*cking kidding me right?

Aaaaaaand (deep breath)

Bullshit

That’s more of a you problem.

give up gaming

What? Most games run better on Linux

I just want Microsoft gone.

How do you know

I haven’t had anything beyond a hug from my mother in 10 years.

A boss of mine some time ago would sneak up and pat me on the back, scaring me most of the time. Back then I hated it.

These days something like that would make my whole week.

And the tech school I got a degree from now hosts courses on “Reiki healing” and “Crystal healing”. America is fucking doomed.

Takes deep breath

MmmmmmBULLSHIII

My Roku TV’s been reset to factory and not allowed on the internet for a few years now. It’s a TV. It displays shit that I give it over HDMI. If you desire more than that you’re part of the problem. I work in IT and that’s why my home has physical locks, a 30 year old thermostat, and cameras I own with recordings on a DVR I own.

My biggest complaint: In stock: never

Since I’m allergic to ever preordering anything, ever, for any reason whatsoever, this may as well be vaporware.

Maybe there’s a use case, but I’m anti-cloud and always will be. I struggle to think of a situation I couldn’t do better with in-house (or even air gapped) VMs of my own.

Anyone who watches 365 uptime knows that Microsoft’s cloud is a fragile laughing stock. They use a Twitter account because their own status portal is so laughably trash and unreliable. If you don’t believe me I don’t blame you. Here it is.

The day I trust any cloud platform (Especially Microsoft) is the day I promise to jump off a cliff.

What sick moronic idiot would want a cloud pc that’s accessible via… a pc

I think this is likely the “new only Windows option” in the not so distant future. I think it shouldn’t exist.

You joke but this