9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

Neat.

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

I vastly prefer non-optimal life to not existing at all.

How could you possibly know that? Do you remember not existing?

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The comparison in this case is operating on the word half, not on the subject of the sentence:

Only half want to get married, even less [than half] want kids.

Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.

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No, Newtonian physics works just fine. Unless things are too big, too small, too fast, or too slow.

At least that’s what a meme I once saw said.

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The target being the executives who will approve the marketer’s work.

Oh but the word mankind in itself overlooks women. We’re all supposed to be saying humankind now.

And PMI is owned by HAVI, a privately owned Indian conglomerate.

You underestimate my capacity for failure.