Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Or on Reddit after everybody left Digg

Way back in the 90s my friend and I let two instances of Eliza talk to each other for hours.

Pretty much.

I imagine Planet Fitness wouldn’t like to do discovery and list all the times their internal safety protocols failed.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

“Ah, I see you’ve got another carry on”

If the kids in middle school are any indication the American dream is now to become a popular streamer

I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.

Good, we’ll need the kids in the fields picking crops and the slaughterhouses processing meat when he kicks out all the migrants out.

On the horizon? How the hell is my twelve-pounder going to reach there? We need to get yardarm-to-yardarm with the dogs! Then we can deploy our real smashers, the 18 pounder carronades

The only political ad I experienced this year was one saying the Democratic Senate candidate would let boys play in girl’s sports. It was horribly transphobic, even ending in a joke about genitalia, but I can’t help but think it had an effect on the outcome amongst all the women who aren’t smart enough to pair their phone to their car and think NPR uses big words.

“You can’t be two minorities! That’s not fair!” - Wine moms, probably

I think I saw that something like 92% of DC voted for Harris, so if they voted they’ll probably be fired.

Meanwhile I’ve still got customers who are running CentOS 6.

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Yeah, this has 31 too many monkeys for Brad Pitt to be in it.