Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

We were alright until we got domesticated by wheat.

“Oh look I make nice fibers for baskets, plant lots of me.”

“Hey did you know that you can eat my seeds? Try it!”

“No, that’s not spoiled porridge, it’s delicious beer!”

“Alright, bitch, how you gonna feed everybody without me? Where you gonna get your beer from? Now get anxiety and sit in traffic.”

It has the most beautiful message, too: Life finds a way.

I can’t blame him. When my shift ends it’s somebody else’s problem.

The equivalent of someone who makes minimum wage paying a $3 fine.

Except he won’t pay it, he’ll just borrow against his net worth.

They’ll keep it around for political prosecutions.

That is a bit harder than “click here to download” on the front page.

True, but I doubt they’d put the effort into making it easy for someone to download it in the message.

Users will also be given the option of downloading their data from the app, sources familiar with the plan told the outlet.

That’s nice of them. I bet Facebook and Twitter wouldn’t do that.

Can you order an RV a motor coach from Temu?

Shit-birds of a feather, Bo Bandy

Reagan did it first

Buy VPN stocks.

Nope, it’s been part of Mac OS ever since, partly because math teachers loved how it let kids play with math.

Now it’s called Grapher.

Reminds me of the graphing calculator on Macs. Guy wanted it in system 7 so bad he ignored getting fired, broke into the office, and snuck it into the master build.

So if there’s a big zero-day WordPress won’t have dev resources to patch it quickly.

This may or may not be the same as it ever was.

I can’t get into that mindset anymore. Let it burn.

I’m still looking for a case that can hold a Pi and a 3.5” drive that I can set up at someone else’s house.

So you’re saying if I’m indicted I should use violence instead of trusting the system.

Perun taught me they don’t have the industry to support nukes

Perun has taught me that uranium supplies does not mean nuclear weapons.