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I read that article too. They know when you’ve been recreating Shakespeares “beast with two backs” in your car. Creepy stuff.

I did not know Israel has Palestinian women and children held as prisoners. So sad!

It’s obviously magic. Muggles 🙄

Where does this leave Led Zeppelin? Am I guiding said Zeppelin somewhere?

The “e” is silent.

Where’s the Elong Muskrat? He usually gets a stiffie over these kinds of things.

I’ve got a golden ticket. I’ve got a golden chance to make my way and with a golden ticket it’s a golden day.

I was surprised that the “poop” emoji is that old.

He spilt the zalt or zepper in the background too.

They already stripmine their citizens.

My Sansa Clip mp3 player is still plodding along. I use it daily. Plug it into my computer, drag and drop my music and enjoy ad free music in my worktruck. I can’t stand to listen the crappy radio anymore.

Welcome to Scatoles. I recommend our Pasta Crappini with homemade Feces Bread. Ciao!

YSK: Aunty Ethel isn’t with Uncle Ron anymore. She’s with Herman now. They fell out over her planting sunflowers in the yard instead of begonias. Ron smashed her garden gnome in anger and that was it for them.

I save my cropdusting for the jerks that shop at Walmart. Clear the aisle and shop in peace!

If they had been self-aware wolves they might have survived.

I don’t see how this would be effective. People usually completely ignore health warnings.

I like the idea of Internet 2.0. Kinda like what we are doing here on Lemmy. Corporate ruins it, we build it anew!

Mine doesn’t have Bluetooth. Looks like the one I have is discontinued on Amazon. I think the SanDisk Clip Jam is the replacement.

I’ve used my Sansa Clip for 10+ years. Never had a problem yet. When it finally dies I will buy another one.

I used Yr for years and it was pretty nice.