Fight like hell? Come on. 14 million fewer people voted blue this time, and you personally own a good chunk of that.

Or just prove that consequences are a myth

You wouldn’t want to drink reactor coolant water (mostly because of the chemistry additives) but water in a tank that just stays between the people and the hot stuff would mostly just get warm.

Most of what you’d get at that kind of distance is neutrons, and they are more likely to bounce off the hydrogen than to do something like activate the oxygen into N16 which dies off pretty fast anyway.

Dude, there’s a difference between romance and full-on extended sex scenes. Fade to black and get on with the plot.

Unfortunately Situational Awareness is less common than it should be. Synthetic Apertures though are fairly common

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

Russians: Tchaikovsky no!

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

But is P=NP?

Nah, something awful is long gone

Sure, if your phone only needs a fraction of a watt and you’re okay with an unshielded neutron source pressed against your head.

Like some kind of racist Michael Bay character with animated balls?

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my tank’s sword

A couple of comedians have dibs on the desk

Given that Alex Jones has “interviewed” ChatGPT on air twice now, I’m going to say no.

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

Truly a conisseur of factory builder games