I like how at the start of the line it explicitly says “out of memory” but we’re just pretending this is some satanic bullshit.

She obviously read the error to find “kill process” and “sacrifice child” but still ignored the memory error

Add Exporters MVP

At work we have a lot of old monolithic OOP PHP code. Dependency injection has been the new way to do things since before I started and it’s basically never used anywhere.

I assume most people just find it easier to create a new class instance where it’s needed.

I’ve never really seen a case where I think, “dependency injection would be amazing here” I assume there is a case otherwise it wouldn’t exist.

I guess that’s meant to be 2025 since the graph is projected? Pretty funky screw up though.

I don’t know where “software engineer” started but in Australia engineers have to study for years and then do a minimum amount of study every year to keep their license. Which we don’t have to do. I’ve always been weirded out by Software Engineer even though it seems to be becoming more common.

Sure, so you just get a fine for obstructing your license plate then.

As far as I’m aware cybercrime is generally: “anything done maliciously involving a computer” intentionally sticking a drop table command over your plates because you’re expecting something to read your plate and input it into a db might count.

Id guess maybe, if I generated a string using AI and intentionally crashed their stuff, it might be crime.

I’d be more worried that this could count as some form of cybercrime.

I love when I make a small code change and then I make my PR, CI runs and some piece of code entirely unrelated fails and it’s now my job to work out how these two unrelated things are related.

I think I understand this;

cancel -> submit the POST request and cancel -> undo this thing. maybe they shoulda just used submit & cancel or cancel & exit instead.

I didn’t know we even had dynamic compiled languages but a quick google search tells me Lisp counts. Wonder if Musk actually knew that or if this screenshot is taken mid dunning-kruger.

If you think this is more structured than traditional SQL, I really disagree. Is this a select * query, it’s ambiguous. Also what table is being queried here there’s no from or other table identifier.

When I went rooting around to find it. I figured it was some QA process that starts 5 seconds after the video loads (the timer seems to be async and the code sends a promise off while it waits). Of course, it’s all minified JS so it’s a huge pain to read.

Yes but no. Modern PHP lets you put types in function signatures and it will then attempt to convert your inputs to those types at runtime.

JS/TS and Python don’t do this. They have optional type annotations that’s treated as syntactic sugar. You can use static checkers against this but if you get an error like “expected string got int” you can still run the code. It won’t behave any differently because you have annotations.

Ahh yes memoization, the complicated way to say “remember this, I might need it again”

you probably don’t need to learn it, Deno was a massive upgrade over Node and it didn’t matter, not convinced this will be any different.

You can also do this with dart. I swear there was another “new” language which could also be compiled to JS as well.

Encouraging illegal activity is illegal, piracy is illegal. Therefore encouraging piracy is illegal. The end.

The law is: “take down pirated content as soon as your aware of it and proactively prevent it being shared on your platform and you can’t be held liable if it is on your site.”

Lemmy.world’s first rule is no illegal stuff including sharing copyright material without permission. I’m so sick of seeing people acting like the sky is falling because lemmy.world isn’t directly facilitating piracy.