They have better judgment than dogs. Many dogs die from biting poisonous cane toads, but cats almost never do, because they leave the toads alone.

The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

Next year we make slave auctions great again

Love that 30 day warranty

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

You shure ‘bout that?

TIL ice boxes were often called refrigerators long before electric refrigerators were common

Fascinating business opportunity, queer gun shops.

Do something good, get shit on in the comments. Par for the course, good work.

Its funny because the conventional wisdom is that rent is “throwing money away”

Throw me in the trash

It doesnt add up yet

Maybe Elon is playing a 5D chess long game to reduce Trumps harm and help humanity

When you rage about being stuck in traffic, then you realize….

You can milk anything with nipples