Not having the coordination to use both feet and both hands independently of each other is what’s for noobs

Laughs in knowing how much clutch pressure to apply to start your car uphill without grating cheese

This guy sticks (☞⌐■_■)☞

Nah, dude/dudette, I’m done churning butter. If you have to change gear every two seconds because the bellend infront of you couldn’t navigate a straight road it just gets annoying.

Also handbrake start at a hill is for amateurs who don’t know their transmission (⌐■_■) yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Obviously A

starts world war 3

Last time at the indian restaurant I specifically stated I want the (true) spicy variant.

Food was barely eatable.

Next time I’ll return it if they give me the bland version again.

This is gold!!! :D

my grandparents

you […] son of a bitch

I recently started focusing a bit more on CRPG games, so this stuff is fairly new to me.

I can’t remember how often I tried to walk somewhere with my character mid-fight, only to be beaten to a pulp, because I forgot attacks of opportunity.

It more than once made me laugh at my stupidity, I absolutely love it

So, Blackarch then? /jk

Me at parties with strangers

I will still eat your snacks, but please don’t talk to me

#Vivaldi gang

Edit: okay, how do tags work here anyway?

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Special.

Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, ding-dong m’kay

That took a second to register. Chapeau good sir

A person of culture, I see

Always has been that way, at least for the loud and hypocritical fraction (they still use tons of proprietary stuff, they just don’t talk about it)

I pity the sane supporters of privacy and open software that don’t treat it like a cult, getting thrown into the same pot as those clowns

This “holier than thou”-rhethoric and superiority complex really starts to get annoying.

Feel free to donate your car, TV, PC, smartphone and kitchen appliances or turn them in to the nearest recycling center, because their schematics aren’t freely available as well.

This also spares you the need to wipe the chips of every commercially available electronic, because the microcode of those chips is not FOSS.

Also the Cisco infrastructure that acts as nodes for the web aren’t FOSS, so please refrain from further use of the Internet.

After that you can claim to be the literal Jesus Christ that saved the world from evil software

Well, honestly: to be in front of someone would require actually using the gas pedal for once

with love from a German

Thinking one step further one could implement a revenue share from ads or subscriptions or third party apps, that supports the instance you are registered to on a voluntary basis (we don’t want to turn this into Reddit after all).

This way the developer and the server instance owners could sustain their service, a hopefully symbiotic relationship.

But I’m just throwing ideas in the room, doesn’t mean they’re good in the long run.

With love from a user of aforementioned minority

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